@MaggieMalcom

Indifference is my one and only joy in life.

Turn the toaster sideways, get grilled cheese. 

Turn the toaster sideways, get grilled cheese. 

— 3 months ago with 18 notes
#lol  #funny  #why haven't I thought of this  #smart  #inventions 
"This is some real shit… I forgot what my moms voice sounded like before she got cancer…."
— 3 months ago
#cancer  #love  #life  #depressing 
My friend complaining about a party in the ghetto

My friend complaining about a party in the ghetto

— 3 months ago with 2 notes
#lol  #funny  #life  #virginia  #college  #lamb of god 
"I like my guys like I like my McDonalds SUPER SIZED"
— 4 months ago with 1 note
#lol  #fun  #quotes  #life 
"Cherry koolaid and vodka tastes just like robitussun"
— 4 months ago
#lol  #vodka  #quotes  #quote  #life